If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.

Panic Sale! (via cabel)

As it stands now, getting work done at the computer requires you to sit extremely still and pretend that your body consists of nothing but a brain and the tips of your fingers. This usually requires some combination of headphones, music, caffeine, and alcohol.

O'Reilly Net:

Isn't mastering cat supposed to be quite easy? Does it really necessitates its own book? Shlomi

Fish:

Hell no! Mastering cat is not easy at all. In fact, mastering cat is almost as difficult as herding cats.

Warren Buffett from his 2008 Shareholder Letter

charleston style (via charlesfondue)