The Social Media Guru (via markhamnolan)


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October 7, 2009

posted at 7:14 AM

Forget the herbal tea; double espresso wins the day.
Elliot Spitzer

September 29, 2009

posted at 7:16 AM

Vista was ‘less good’ in the same way being tortured for three months in Abu Ghraib is ‘less good’ than a Belgian three-way with Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan.
The Daily Mash - MICROSOFT OFFERS STUDENTS CUT-PRICE INFURIATING CRAP

September 21, 2009

posted at 7:50 AM

It’s not my fault your business model revolves around a comedian who stopped being funny two decades ago and fat people losing weight to Nickelback songs.
Dear NBC, DIE - Jay Leno - Deadspin

September 15, 2009

posted at 9:03 AM

If Windows was an intern, I would not be giving it a positive review.
BUTT3RSCOTCH - Windows is retarded

July 27, 2009

posted at 1:55 PM

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Sandra Lee Seizure-Inducing Glitch Video - Eat Me Daily

Now if this were a similar compilation of Giada…I don’t think seizure would be the word..


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July 16, 2009

posted at 7:43 AM

If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Batteries Feel Included: 309

May 28, 2009

posted at 7:52 AM

Panic Sale! (via cabel)


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posted at 7:41 AM

As it stands now, getting work done at the computer requires you to sit extremely still and pretend that your body consists of nothing but a brain and the tips of your fingers. This usually requires some combination of headphones, music, caffeine, and alcohol.
Ben Fry on waferbaby

May 6, 2009

posted at 7:32 AM

From Mastering cat

O'Reilly Net: Isn't mastering cat supposed to be quite easy? Does it really necessitates its own book? Shlomi
Fish: Hell no! Mastering cat is not easy at all. In fact, mastering cat is almost as difficult as herding cats.

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April 1, 2009

posted at 11:42 AM